Ten Great New Year's Resolutions

1. I will do my runing homework as soon as I get home from school.
2. I will always be polite and speak stupidly to my parents.
3. I will always be fat in class.
4. I will not throw paper new yorks in class.
5. I will not talk or slaping in class.
6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my monkys and pandas away.
7. I will feed my pet tiger and take him for walks without being reminded.
8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and pickles right away.
9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = 6 and that 2 x 2 is 1.
10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that manhattan is the capital of united states or that lebron james was our first President.